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IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!


TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this **** on here??


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


Planet Diseases -


TAGS: planet disease
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:06 am
Excellent!
Sho - April 19, 2013, 7:47 pm
ahahaha


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?


TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!


PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




FOUND NEVERMORE -


TAGS: internet error404 depraven
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

FatherTyme - November 21, 2012, 8:38 pm
5 mouse clicks for my friend. Nice spin on a timeless classic... RL the question begs, James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman
ughomer - November 19, 2012, 8:30 am
RL hits the jackpot on this one 5L
TheOne - November 15, 2012, 9:41 pm
You broke my funny bone. 6L.
MissPriss - November 8, 2012, 5:44 pm
I hate when that happens! It's the shi...hold up..I mean on some sites I use.....clean ones.....how to use your new swiffer...no p***...bad p***....anyhow 5L my friend.
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:26 pm
I'm 5ing and faving this.
spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:05 am
This is hilarious RL!
Greeny - November 6, 2012, 5:18 am
Classic!
GaryO - November 5, 2012, 10:05 pm
Killer one RL.Love it!
Reality Lord - November 5, 2012, 9:24 pm

i can't help reading this in the voice of james earl jones...the simpsons episode i think.


if this doesn't work -




Gated Community -


TAGS: gated community met on internet
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Ism

rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:55 pm

sweet.


THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE - When you argue on the internet...


TAGS: funny rabbit argue internet dumb
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by nitrocoir

lulz - September 23, 2009, 1:17 pm
hey look it's Sean in the pic
eh - August 23, 2009, 7:25 pm
some other ****
Sean - August 22, 2009, 8:43 pm
Who's the other guy?


INTERNET EXPLORER - The number one browser for downloading a better browser.


TAGS: internet explorer
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Debkins - October 3, 2010, 8:53 pm
Yup yup!
Rdblizz - September 19, 2010, 9:39 pm
So true
xXRyvenXx - September 17, 2010, 12:16 pm
Opera FTW
forseti - September 17, 2010, 10:43 am
Firefox with Gogol Bordello theme.
ICEMAN - September 17, 2010, 8:13 am
Me? Surfin' with Safari.
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 6:37 am
5ls, Sweet Mr.M Uses the same browser as me :)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 17, 2010, 6:34 am
d*** right! *high five*
motinet - September 17, 2010, 6:33 am

5 TRILLION LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chrome all the way!


The library -


TAGS: libraries kindle nook internet ebooks
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:47 pm
There used to be a librarian at my local library that was super beautiful. She wasn't just cute, she was bond girl h**!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
lol
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:24 pm
Who said we're not agreeing with you? That librarian IS awful cute.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 19, 2013, 12:13 am
Lol, no I wasn't serious :D I was going for sarcasm. I don't express it very well through the internet.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:13 pm
You can buy them secondhand, third-hand, or fourth-hand without paying full retail price, and if you ever have too many, you can actually sell them.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:12 pm
You forgot the fact that they don't crash, get corrupted for no d*** reason, give anyone crap about file formats, require batteries, run out of batteries, are shockproof, have a page seek time as fast as you can flip them, you can put bookmarks in them...
mikeloeven - July 17, 2013, 1:56 pm
because you can get a book and bring it anywhere without being restricted to choosing one e reader over another because of bull**** DRM technology is really not that good
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:03 am
So why do we still have them? Because we're sentimental; so we can go to the library and pay a visit to that exceptionally attractive librarian with glasses, and them pretend that we've never been to a library before :-D


GENETIC TAMPERING - Stupid scientists. Now bacon can fight back


TAGS: family guy pigs genetic
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Eric

Ed-Hyde - January 22, 2010, 7:37 am
Hmmm, leaner bacon.
Dr. Rusak - January 21, 2010, 5:30 pm
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!


The Internet -


TAGS: internet opnions enabling 1986
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BlairEdwards

mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:28 am
ROTFL!!!!! I've got a new neighbor that would have limited resources back then.....now he can talk for HOURS!!!!!!!!!!! 5L BL!
concern3 - February 12, 2016, 4:06 am
Amen Brother
MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 8:14 pm
And since cellphones and texting they're able to without seeing where their going with those opinions...teehee.
lgvernon - February 11, 2016, 5:47 pm

Nice poster. Welcome!


BRUNETTES -


TAGS: brunette train joke
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 25, 2014, 2:38 pm
So terrible it deserves 5 lions plus. Lol. I love it!


BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


ALTO CLARINET - If you own one, even other clarinet players think you're a nerd.


TAGS: clarinet
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Gary

BassClarinet - April 12, 2017, 2:31 pm
No it is not. That is a Bass Clarinet.
sam - November 23, 2008, 11:12 am
that is an alto clarinet.
lol - October 29, 2008, 6:39 pm
shut up Kenny G you play a soprano sax
LogicDude - October 28, 2008, 1:42 pm
Shut your pie hole energy or I'll f*** you up! Clarinets RULE!!!
energy - October 28, 2008, 1:36 pm
evenworse still, band geeks that anyone would give a **** about this poster
... - August 23, 2008, 3:33 pm
even worse, people who dont know the difference inbetween an alto and a bass clarinet ;)


GENETIC ENGINEERING - Genetic Engineering Can Bring Society Many Good Things, Yet also, many scary things.


TAGS: horse pigeon genetic engineering wtf
Rating: 1.98/5

More motifakes by Morgan

Scorpio7 - December 23, 2008, 11:03 pm
I'd say it's a statement against genetic engineering.
Souf - July 30, 2008, 10:14 pm
This is ?stupid. WTF is the point?


say cheese -




BEEP BEEP EM EFFER -




-= NEVER SLEEP AGAIN =- - The internet, creating insomniacs for over 3 decades now. And still going strong


TAGS: internet insomnia arguing rnr
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by RnRollie

forseti - June 30, 2010, 6:19 pm
I recognize myself :/ 5L


KINETIC ENERGY... -


TAGS: apds military kinetic sabot splatter
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:27 pm
'bout as good as it gets right here! Good job MPsniper!


BLONDES MAY HAVE MORE FUN - But brunettes know WHY they are having fun.


TAGS: brunettes
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Zook - February 5, 2011, 10:14 am
I like it


BLONDES BRUNETTES -




TIP #3 -


TAGS: internet crazy dating
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Soulcatcher78 - April 18, 2014, 11:13 pm
Nice use of my image :) http://soulcatcher78.deviantart.com/art/OMFG-35720488
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:35 pm
Yep, a guy with a job AND a car... That is pure gold up here.
Greeny - July 2, 2013, 6:57 pm
You’re just underestimating your irresistibility
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am
I had to block her just so the messages would stop after she threatened to block me and I did not respond. (le sigh)
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am
The other was half insane, desperate, super needy, demanding, and jealous after chatting for only 3 days. Thank the Gods for giving me the intelligence to spot it before meeting. The moment I asked her to stop messaging me, she blew a gasket.
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:04 am
I was giving it another go on the online scene. I met one cool person and went out for a beer to escape the heat and had a great conversation a few days ago.
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:05 am
Geeezus! Haven’t been there, but now somehow feel I have.
Reality Lord - July 2, 2013, 8:22 am

been there.....omg....soooooo true.


FURNITURE CONSPIRACY -


TAGS: cupboard cabinet wardrobe locker table
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by forseti

Oiler - January 15, 2013, 7:16 pm
I know this was posted a while ago....but this is priceless. 5 stubby L


A NEW DAY -


TAGS: day sun rising cholesterol planet
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - January 21, 2012, 10:01 am
hahaha thx
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:53 am
Best. Bacon. Poster. Ever. 5L :D


FACEBOOK - when it's going too far




CHAIN LETTER -


TAGS: theshivers net
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 5:07 am
Hilarious
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 3:03 pm
RL has always preferred the quiet submissive type.
forseti - November 8, 2012, 11:03 am
Oh Lord... 5L
GaryO - November 8, 2012, 8:24 am
Man I love this...5L!


THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.


TAGS: overlord douchbag impenetrable cardboard fortress
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by MustyK

phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Now sit on it and spin. 5L!


NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!


TAGS: batman robin green hornet kato bruce lee wayne
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.


ZONKEY -


TAGS: zonkey donkey zebra lonely paternety test
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by steph1

agdaniele - March 6, 2011, 7:47 pm
Even zebras like a**.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 4:26 pm
We shall name her "Debra"


PREPARED -




GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOOD - Always read the label


TAGS: food genetics packaging
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by les

Arpaleggia - September 11, 2008, 1:49 pm
I'd buy if female
And? - April 4, 2008, 8:04 pm
I'd still eat it


CORRECTING WRONGS ON THE INTERNET - is like subtracting 1 from infinity


TAGS: correcting wrong internet stupidity
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by rakudave

mrSilkie - January 30, 2012, 11:09 am
http://www.dfat.gov.au/aib/island_continent.html Government says we are both an island an a continent.
Blank - August 16, 2009, 10:07 pm
Please... someone tell me there are people in the world who aren't this retarded. Feel free to lie.
ashmael - June 9, 2009, 7:58 am
Actually Australia is both an island and a continent.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like France to me.
Ashson - April 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Actually, I believe that that is the South American continent. Australia is a continent. Oceana is a region.
Ashson - April 5, 2009, 3:13 am
Actually, I believe that that is the South American continent. Australia is a continent. Oceana is a region.
john - October 13, 2008, 4:54 pm
thats africa retard


CONFIDENCE -


TAGS: theshivers net
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

BobbEdwards - September 14, 2013, 1:36 am
LO-b'itchin-L!
Greybeard - November 17, 2012, 10:33 pm
Ha Ha Ha Ha.....Great!!!! As always, superior rating.


WELCOME TO THE INTERNET - I'll be your guide




BREADMAN THE IMPENETRABLE -


TAGS: breadman impenetrable egyptian riots helmet
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Xraptor79

- February 6, 2011, 11:55 pm
Please explain, Haw. (WTFO)
Hawamleh - February 6, 2011, 10:46 pm
it's not as funny when you know why he has the bread up there...
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 8:25 am

first posters i score highly. good first effort. keep going man


THE LOST PRESNT -


TAGS: theshivers net
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:43 am
You are a sick man
Reality Lord - December 17, 2012, 8:43 pm

bomber...lol..meh. new folks around here is all.
Reality Lord - December 17, 2012, 8:43 pm

bomber...lol..meh. new folks around here is all.
Sho - December 17, 2012, 7:05 pm
5 and fav'd
dy2012 - December 17, 2012, 1:14 pm
upcycled gift...stuffed cat :)
MissPriss - December 17, 2012, 12:35 pm
We get a new member with the username PETA? It's just plain funny!!! Thanks for the laugh me lord!
PapaFox - December 17, 2012, 11:14 am
OMG that's disgusting... why am I laughing so hard? :-D
GaryO - December 17, 2012, 10:04 am
Geez, RL, these are good….who’s yer bomber?


BURNING DESIRE -


TAGS: typewriter journal tags dollhead internet
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

Verdeckt - July 15, 2011, 8:22 pm
B-E-A-Utiful


FINALLY... - I can log off now


TAGS: internet rnr lastpage google
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by RnRollie

jeffhardy25 - June 13, 2011, 5:59 pm
Achievement
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:22 am
TL;DR


INTERNETS - because someone has to save them


TAGS: internets
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by spiracy

hypn0x - April 12, 2009, 4:54 am
he's probably talking to his mom
anonymous - December 12, 2008, 7:19 pm
ha, like he'd have a girlfriend!


4CHAN - yeah...it's kinda like that


TAGS: internet videogames 4****
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by John

SherlockHolmeboy - November 23, 2009, 5:58 pm
Clearly.
Redundancy - August 4, 2009, 2:43 am
Ph**oshopped?


THE EMPIRE - Making you safe one planetary bombardment at a time.


TAGS: star wars planet awsome
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by GeorgiZhukov

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 7:02 pm
That's a Clovis point: The thing that killed off the new-world mastodons!
Thunderstrike - August 8, 2011, 10:18 pm
That is an amazingly cool picture!!


HALLUCINATION - WHEN YOU START TO SEE YOUR LAPTOP LIKE THIS. YOU´RE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME SURFING FOR PORN.




ADDICTION -




JANET RENO -




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GENETIC ENGINEERING -




RULES TO THE INTERNET - Follow them... Or they will get you.... They never forget.


TAGS: rules internet
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by KingsLogicass

Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 8:13 pm
Well, it's not really funny, but it's the first Motifake explaining that "rule 34" stuff. This one is like... 87 percent crap, 8 percent sad truth (more or less) and 5 percent "I don't wanna know it."... All in all, rule 36.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 11:05 am

cannot believe I took time to read this
Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 11:02 am
The most important ones: 36 and 42!


HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Smurf

Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


KILL -


TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by giulio

TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my a** off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


SCHRöDINGER - Professional Trap, Furry, and Nazi Warrant officer


TAGS: hellsing anime nazi trap internet furry manga
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Hellsing

SomeDude - April 25, 2009, 8:25 pm
Agreed
Anon - April 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
A dangerous combination.


BEES VS HORNETS -


TAGS: f18 hornet bee hive
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - November 24, 2010, 1:44 pm
...and then the pilot created caramel.
Airman - November 24, 2010, 1:04 pm
that would certainly be the quickest solution! But.. doesn't that look like a big jar below the engine.. maybe they got the queen and got them out of there. They could use their firefighting unis to get in there
rerun - November 24, 2010, 12:26 pm

wonder how this problem was resolved....we have ignition?


"WISHING YOU WERE DEAD" - Is a phenomenon experienced by those who realise that they just bailed out of a 35 million dollar aircraft


TAGS: f 18 hornet bail out death
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Justflipit

Aurielius - September 28, 2015, 2:47 pm
Actually you are thanking the gods that you got out in time..screw the cost, pilots are more valuable...as any aviator will tell you.
AdmiralAckbar - December 21, 2010, 2:57 pm
you should try writing software for lawyers.


FEMALES -


TAGS: life time women trouble marriage wedding cher brunette
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by giulio

forseti - April 11, 2013, 10:05 am
2L each eye color.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:59 am
rofl 10 L :)
Derek - October 23, 2009, 5:28 am
Can't understand why Cher is single...


CARRIER PIGEONS -


TAGS: wild blue satellite internet
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:08 pm
Ciao.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
I'm getting the evil eye...see ya all
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:06 pm
Good move.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm
I gotta get a condo there...I couple of buds bought homes there before the speculators went nuts.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm
Thanks for dropping in, guys.... it's been a good morning.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
Don't forget Adios!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
It's just hard to get drunk at 9am when you don't start drinking until 8am.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
Cheerio, ciao and all that rot, guys.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Vegas baby... never a dry town!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Noon baby...the travel stops are open!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
It's 9am here.... Not drunk YET!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
*intently*
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm
L8TR Haar and drive safe Aggy
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm
Don't pore too much milk on your cereal!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
I'm heading to the store, anyhow... sunday shopping! Have a great day, everyone!!!!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Speaking of Irish...It's a nice day out and MrsBone whats to go for a ride on the bike and stop for some ****tails...so I'm off. Have fun and play nice!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:57 am
Ha. Nice, Bone.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:55 am
Are you saying she's irish?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am
It has its uses. If you're living somewhere where you have to stick copper wires in potatoes to generate electricity, for example, it's a fine service.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am
LOL!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am
Can't cook but she is easy on the eye *after drinking I only have one*
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am
Lemme guess, Bone.... only one owner... just driven to church?
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:51 am
WTF...cost aboot the same?!? I'll pay the shipping on my wife...Mid 50's model, full natural C's to boot!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:50 am
If I upgrade from this TRS80, I think I'll be set.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Might be useful having something around that goes down more than my girlfriend... and costs about the same.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am
SATCOM...you talk so dirty Haar
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am
I might be interested, Haar....
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am
Anyone want to buy a used but serviceable internet satellite dish? Paid $300 new, I'll pay shipping and give it away. (well, maybe I won't quite go THAT far...)
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am
Fiber optic is a "big pipe" my friend...you'll love that! Unless it's AT&T
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:46 am
Yeah. The local guys are trenching fiber optic out here now, so this long nightmare is over, I think.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:37 am
Oldest trick in the book.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:36 am
throwing "buck Sh**" at their own product to get you to upgrade eH!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:32 am
What's more, it came back of its own accord, in the middle of the night. Found out they're trying to sell upgrades, though. Things that make you go ????? I called initially to see if the bird was down. Sigh...
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:28 am
LMAO Haar...email (sounds like MS reminders)...if your email is down contact us LMAO
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:26 am
The connection was completely dead, Thur and Fri, and the customer service reps sent me an e-mail to schedule an repair visit. I love these guys.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 8:08 pm
I'll C-pigeon ya. Quicker that way.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:00 pm
Can't you move out of Alaska?
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 7:57 pm
Yup, ironic that Wild Blue knocked me down to 56K 2 hours after I uploaded this. July is going to be a long month.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:52 pm
This one seems to be DSL.


INTERNET DATING - it makes me lol




LAUGHING OUT LOUD - Saving lives for over 15 years.




G-FORCE - The REAL ones!


TAGS: g force gatchaman battle of the planets anime manga sentai superheroes superhero
Rating: 2.47/5

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Drenix - August 3, 2009, 1:34 pm
I though on this when I heard G-Force.


MR M -


TAGS: mr m internet dies sunlight again
Rating: 4.48/5

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gas - February 1, 2012, 4:07 pm
mom? dad? friends? xD


I LIKE FEEDING THEM -


TAGS: trolls slow stupid internet fail
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - January 30, 2012, 7:58 pm
Yep; they heal themselves when hurt, but are susceptible of being burnt. :)
- January 29, 2012, 12:04 am
You betcha. It's called "bait". ;) Not here, s'much as elsewhere...
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 5:46 pm
good luck with that :)


CYBERLOVE -


TAGS: love possibilities dream internet rerun
Rating: 4.71/5

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pzykosiz - November 27, 2010, 3:40 am
i've met a lot of people on the internet. normally their in .jpeg format
rerun - November 26, 2010, 4:10 pm

amazing, I never met anybody who found love on the internet....just lust
Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 3:54 pm
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Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 3:54 pm
I met my spouse in cyberspace.!2 years now


REALITY -


TAGS: cabinet childhood hide
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - June 18, 2012, 10:24 pm
Sure, send them right over :)
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 10:16 pm
Smokin'! Say, you wouldn't have one of those cabinets, would you? I know a few people who wouldn't be missed.


WALL WRITING - this is what Forums Looked like before the Internet!




DID YOU KNOW - And planet earth is the only one with concrete proof that there is no intelligent life forms.


TAGS: planets earth intelligence humor
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2013, 2:40 pm
No problem; really had no use for it anyways. Now, even though I'm full blooded Sicilian, doesn't mean that I'm a part of a mafia. Just thought that I should get that part out of the way, lol.
MissPriss - May 27, 2013, 12:10 pm
We'd be honoured to have ya...as long as you leave your 2nd amendment behind in the U.S.A
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:09 am
My wife and I have given it serious consideration, believe me. Especially after seeing Bowling for Columbine, I said to my wife, "This clenches it, we need to move to Canada."
MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:32 pm
Oh crotchety...we should all try living in the centre of the universe, Toronto Canada (it's a Canadian thing)...bahaha.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013, 10:38 pm
I live in California, and I can say Amen to that.
MissPriss - April 30, 2012, 1:27 am
Yep...unfortunately for the rest of you I was the person they questioned and based their findings on.
rerun - April 29, 2012, 7:37 pm

fantastic.


CHEER UP! -


TAGS: internet browser cheer squad humor
Rating: 4.4/5

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lgvernon - September 27, 2013, 1:51 am

For a true slice of browser hell, try using AOL software. It truly is a vortex of doom. I'm a Chrome girl.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 1:32 am

I used IE for the longest time. I got fed up with the freezing up and slow loading. There are things you can do in settings to make it run better, but I got tired of having to troubleshoot it weekly. Been running Chrome problem free last 3 months now.
CloudchaserS - September 27, 2013, 12:13 am
The "do you want to disable some extensions to make IE run faster that pops up every d*** time I open it (rarely used, but still annoying) needs a "Do not ask me again" option
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:23 pm

Yeah, people kvetch about Windows because they don't remember MS-DOS.
curlyrocks - September 26, 2013, 4:19 pm
I'm at work doing tec support for Microsoft, Using Chrome as well to look up answers and respond to this comment. I prefer it too, but IE is not the worst.
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:18 pm

Browsers are only as fast as your service allows. I live in the weeds in Wyoming. DSL is fast, but not smokin'.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 4:16 pm
You know a very fast web browser I use is Dolphin. I was skeptical at first, but I think it's faster than Firefox. And their customer service staff gets back to you even faster!
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:14 pm

Don't use toolbars and trash, curly. Although I prefer Chrome, IE's OK, too.
curlyrocks - September 26, 2013, 4:08 pm
You need to gut your APPWIZ.CPL of all the toolbars and trash.


SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.


TAGS: amy winehouse ugly fiendish alien planet creature
Rating: 4.25/5

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Doc - December 28, 2009, 12:20 am
Yep, safer to hang with the xenomorph any day. Sings better too.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:44 pm
lol That's a five. Clever.


SUPER SOAKERS - Before the Internet, we went outside and played with these.


TAGS: super soaker water gun internet
Rating: 3.67/5

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Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:15 am
Ahh the good ol days, back before sitting on your a$$ and playing video games was the cool thing to do.


THE INTERNETS - It makes regular people angry. Very, very angry.




GENETICS - don't mess with them


TAGS: sheep clone genetics wool funny
Rating: 2/5


FAIL - Blank disk - $3.00 Hard work at programming - 3 weeks Mom fridge magneting it - Priceless


TAGS: magnet disk fail
Rating: 1.92/5

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rofl - March 4, 2009, 4:12 am
@ northernshores : the impotent , sry had to do it lol
NorthernShores - February 10, 2009, 7:47 pm
who uses floppys?


CAPTAIN (B)OBVIOUS - Just wanted to point that out.




Bonnets are Badass -


TAGS: bonets are badass firefly malcolm
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:28 am
Firefly was the best show ever, am I right?
nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:28 am
Firefly was the best show ever, am I right?
EmilioDumphque - March 30, 2014, 12:09 am
If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak!


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: facebook twitter social network online
Rating: 4.71/5

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forseti - May 11, 2011, 5:18 pm
Very trend(l)y, thank you!
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:50 am
"Trends." You're welcome. 5.


CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?


TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
LMAO!!!!!!
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???


PASSING NOTES - This is what "Instant Messaging" looked like, before your so called "Internet".




GENETIC MUTANTS - I, for one, welcome our new Squitten overlords!


TAGS: kittens squid sqittens dna genetic mutants
Rating: 2.78/5

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R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 10:12 am
So, when it grows up, it'll be what? A Squat? Gross. 5 Sqittens, they're cuter at that age!


THEY SEE ME TROLLIN' - They hatin'




INTERNET - Whoever messed with his internet connection...




GALACTUS -


TAGS: golactus planet noms marvel
Rating: 1.1/5

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agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:42 pm
What the hell?


PURSUITS -


TAGS: fish day net months
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 10, 2011, 7:38 am

5....fav'd....and t-shirt submit. huuuuuuuuuge


GREYBEARDS - Alright now Timmy... don't say you weren't warned!




THE PLANET EARTH - No way near as complicated as you would have first thought... So what is your little part of paradise famous for..?? Just call me 'Frodo'...


TAGS: earth lord planet rings usa
Rating: 3.73/5

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Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 9:58 pm
http://www.facebook.com/ph**o.php?fbid=10150113975456648&set=a.448426491647.245745.654951647
Hawamleh - January 1, 2011, 1:19 pm
War and a bit of Oil :D
Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 12:25 pm
We have artsy-fartsy-mailorder sammich makers...
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:17 am
5 artsy-fartsy lions ;)


WOMEN -


TAGS: life time good taken reserved reason wrong fail bed beauty brunette white dress murphy law quote
Rating: 3.17/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:55 pm
It's all about timing. Some of the good ones will realize they are with jerks and become single again.. but not for very long.


LINEMEN -


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though


WARNING -




FRIEZA - This guy could destroy a planet with a finger!


TAGS: frieza dbz planet
Rating: 2.24/5
sir - May 27, 2009, 10:16 pm
and his brother
Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:41 pm
and didnt his father also get beaten
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:28 pm
Anyway, he Lost. Not Once, but twice. OH! I forgot the fought in the Hell...


THE INTERNET - we can finally understand it




THE INTERNETS - there's more than one...


TAGS: bush internet
Rating: 1.23/5

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Pay Back's A Bitch -




LET US PREY -




SKYNET - If you change it to "Siri" it's even scarier AND more realistic.




THE INTERNET -


TAGS: google search page internet linkfox101113 racist why are black people so loud
Rating: 2.83/5

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pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm
and why are sperm small and mobile?
pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:34 pm
I looked up 'Why are' and the first two things were: Why are people g**?(Thats kinda rude
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol "Why are there school."


ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: anonymous internet long cat
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:58 am
I so love the internet. :-)
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 2:51 pm
Apparently, society is a few abortions short.
LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 2:49 pm
We are anon:united group We are legion:united by a cause We do not forgive: scientology for killing Lisa,Shaun and David We do not forget:the crimes that they have done (forced abortiions etc) Expect us:To protest but have fun (aka protest and "lulz")


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A WORLD WITHOUT RELIGION -




POWER PROJECTION - Getting your peeps to pimp out your 102,000 ton super carrier into a kickin' date magnet.




SOPA - HANDS OFF MY INTERNET! -




PERSONIFICATION - Seems legit.




TEMPTATION -


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl ***y fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.64/5

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dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm
WOW WHAT A TOUGH CHOICE BOTH ARE WORTH 5 TRIES
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
Girl on the left... DIBS!


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